As the debate scene heats up between the candidates, you can help them keep in excellent physical shape by playing Presidential Paintball! No longer does your candidate have to jog out in the snow or the rain after spending those long hours on the plane, train, or omnibus. When you punch the play button, you are taken to a "poll" page where you choose your candidate (I'm wondering whether the poll numbers are the numbers of people who have chosen that character as their avatar, or something less funny).

In my game, I chose John McCain (figuring he'd do well at paintball), and I had Hillary as my first opponent -- totally destroyed her. Next up was John Edwards, who proceeded to destroy me. That hurt. Bad.

The embed link below is kindly provided by www.miniclip.com. Enjoy. I'm sure you'll do better than this n00b.